Well those crazy scientists over in Science City have done it again, this morning on my desk was a brand new report with a brand new discovery. There has got to be something funky in that water up there, I’ll have to make a note to bring my own water next time I swing by [...]

So looking through the stack of papers on my desk I notice a memo from the brainiacs over in Science City who have managed to genetically engineer Pumpkins and turn them into usable diving helmets.

The pumpkins actually store excess oxygen which greatly increases your ability to remain underwater. They even [...]